Uncle Jesse & The Rippers

Uncle Jesse & The Rippers is an American noise rock band formed in 2012. The band was formed by Sean "Uncle Jesse" Spoon, Chrissy Harrison, and Brian Vagina (legal name now: Whopper Millionaire), then known as Toto Riprod.

The band released 5 albums over a 6 year span, making them one of the least prolific groups on this wiki. The band broke up and reformed many, many times over that period and with that came with member changes and new ways in direction.

Biography
Shortly after Brian Vagina's band The Clusterfuck Experience broke up after frontman Dammit Dad's death in 2012, she formed this fuck rock group with her friends Jesse Lee Spooner & Chrissy the Pope. Later that year, they would release Oedipussy Galore before breaking up due to hating each other. For 2013, Vagina made no music whatsoever while Ripper when to medical school and then Hell in one year.

Oedipussy Galore gained a small following in that year, as there was nothing like it on Bandcamp at the time. It was truly revolutionary. However, this fame led to original bassist Chrissy "The Pope" Harrison leaving the group to study botany. At the tail-end of 2012, Vagina got in a year-long debate with Spoon about rights to the band's music. At the beginning of 2014, they decided to split the rights, both owning the music.

With the massive success of the debut record, fans were waiting to see what the band had in store while they were broken up for 2013. Originally not into the prospect of recording a new masterpiece, after getting bribed by Kevin Pevin of Big Dick Records for $45 and a Son of Baconator burger from Wendy's, they were into the idea.

So in the summer of 2014, they hired Maxwell "All Those Names" Overdrive to play bass in place of Harrison. By July, they were done with their sophomore effort, Songs in Every Key Except A Minor. It would launch them into even more success, which led to the creation of a live and studio band with Aunt Becky for extra vocals and harmonica / percussion, and acclaimed producer C@Rl_T on additional synths. They had enough ""money"" to start their first tour, the Thinking About Laminating My Balls Tour in late 2014. As soon as getting back from tour, they started work on their third studio album, Triforcing My Dick in Your Mouth. Vagina would, in 2015, start going by her birth name Brian Vagina for solo efforts.

The album was a success, but tensions between the group was growing. C@Rl_T left the group because of this and so they decided to embark on the Still Thinking About Laminating My Balls Tour. There the live / not-so-live album DOUGZILLA! was recorded. It was released in September 2015. Tensions between Spoon and Vagina rose to great heights, so far that they recorded their next album in complete isolation. Overdrive stitched the album together with contributions added after Spoon went his separate ways with the band. The band broke up on Christmas 2015, they same day their fourth album was released. It was called Fullest Houses, and was a double album with Disc One (No Dave, No Deal) made by Vagina and Disc Two (Jesse Death) by Spoon.

However, the original line-up of the group came back in Fall 2017, after flames were rekindled and people started to like each other again. Uncle Jesse & The Rippers would reunite for one last album to end things on a high note, not a shitty one where everybody hated each other. So the not-as-noisy album called Uncle Jesse V was released in September 2017, along with a companion covers EP to shut the door on the group in a good way.

Discography
Studio albums Live albums EPs
 * Oedipussy Galore (2012)
 * Songs in Every Key Except A Minor (2014)
 * Triforcing My Dick in Your Mouth (2015)
 * Fullest Houses (2015)
 * Uncle Jesse V (2017)
 * DOUGZILLA! Uncle Jesse & The Rippers LIVE (2015)
 * 4 Songs to Lose Yourself at the Bottom of a Self-made Existential Sinkhole To (2018)

Members

 * Brian Vagina (now Whopper Millionaire, also Toto Riprod) – drums, piano, organ, synthesizer, percussion, bongo, sequencing (2012, 2014–2015, 2017–2018)
 * Sean "Jesse Lee "Uncle Jesse" Spooner" Spoon – lead vocals, electric guitar, shouting, bass (2012, 2014–2015, 2017–2018)
 * Chrissy "The Pope" Harrison – bass guitar (2012, 2017)
 * Maxwell "Maximum" Overdrive – bass guitar (2014–2015)
 * Aunt Becky – vocals, harmonica, percussion (2015)
 * C@Rl_T – vocals, synths, sequencing, drum machine (2015)