Whopper Millionaire

Whopper Brianette Toto Veronica "Skullcrusher" Millionaire Vagina III, better known as Whopper Millionaire, is the founder, CEO and least funny member of ABSOLUTE TRASH MEDIA. She is considered an influential figure in the genres of shitcore, post-shitcore, pre-shitcore, depressive suicidal shitcore (or DSSC), theft music, fuck rock, funny bad music, harsh swag, destroycore, extreme sound collage, NSFW lowercase, and jazz. She is also a member of the bands Uncle Jesse & The Rippers, The Clusterfuck Experience and Preoccupations Furries

Early life
Whopper Millionaire was born Brian Toto Vagina on April 20th, 1995 (get it??? funny weed day XD) in the break room at a Sears. The only child of erotic water-polo enthusiast and general bitch Chester J. Peepants and failed circus performer Molly "Big Hole For a Mouth" Vagina. The young Vagina developed a love for stupid fucking bullshit at an early age, often annoying her friends, family and basically everyone around her until her parents locked her in her room with a computer with Audacity on it. During this time she created an album comprised of YouTube samples and acoustic guitar humping under the name Jefferson Boatship, her parents were so impressed that she managed to create something instead of just pissing on the dog that they let her out and bought her a bunch of instruments equipment to begin her "career".

The Clusterfuck Experience
At age 14 she became the drummer for local alt-folk-screamo-drum-machine-puke-punk band The Clusterfuck Experience and adopted the stage name Toto Riprod. They recorded exactly one song together before the band's frontman, Dammit Dad died during an intense performance and the band went on indefinite hiatus, leaving their debut album 2st & 1nd unfinished.

Uncle Jesse & The Rippers
Shortly after the end of The Clusterfuck Experience, Vagina formed dangerous fuck rock band Uncle Jesse & The Rippers with friends Jesse Lee Spooner and Chrissy The Pope. The trio released their debut album Oedipussy Galore and immediately broke up because they fucking hated each other. Vagina spent the next year twiddling her thumbs and doing absolutely fuck-all while Spooner studied phlebotomy or something. The group reformed when Kevin Pevin from Big Dick Records offered them a big novelty check for $45 (and a "Son Of Baconator" sandwich from Wendy's) to record a new album. With help from new bassist Maximum Payne Danger Adventure Warp-Speed Overdrive the group recorded their second album Songs In Every Key Except A Minor and achieved widespread commercial success.

After returning from their monumental Thinking About Laminating My Balls Tour, the band immediately returned to the studio to record their ambitious double album Triforcing My Dick In Your Mouth, which went septuple platinum and cured COVID-19 before it even happened. The band wasted no time and embarked on the Still Thinking About Laminating My Balls Tour, during which the live album ''DOUGZILLA! ''was recorded. Tensions between Spooner and Vagina were high at this point, however and the group decided to record their their next album Fullest Houses in two parts. Vagina handled the first disc, No Dave, No Deal and Spooner penned the second disc, Jesse Death with little to no communication between them or contribution from Maximum Overdrive. The album was highly experimental and focused on electronics, samples and ripping off Death Grips rather than the butt-folk and nerd-rock of their previous album.

The album was released to critical yawns and the band broke up shortly thereafter and nobody cared. Until they reunited lated BUT SLOW DOWN WE HAVENT GOTTEN TO THAT PART YET YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ILL KILL YOU, ILL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND YOU WORM sorry im really drunk while im writing this, they arent paying me a whole lot. they dont make any money, all their music is stolen, anyway i have to get back to telling the story or else Mx. Vagina is gonna beat my ass good and raw.

Solo
During the intense mixing and mastering process of Fullest Houses, Vagina created the experimental 88 track long sample-based Quadruple Beat Tape Mixtape Chevy's Chase, Part 1 and released it under her (then) legal name Brian Vagina. This release drew the attention of legendary proto-post-funnycore label Vortex Of Crap, who signed Vagina immediately. After a series of one off collaborative albums with her ex-Uncle Jesse bandmates Maximum Overdrive, Chrissy The Pope and Jesse Lee Spooner (now performing under the name $cr00bl0rd), Vagina released her debut full length album ''Stop Speaking Internet Chinese! ''with her short-lived backing band The Autistics (comprised of ex-members of The Clusterfuck Experience).

This album was criticized for being too "effort-core" and the band was dissolved before their second album, Violently Euphoric, could be finished. Instead, Vagina focused on creating the long-awaited followup to Chevy's Chase, part 1. The album was delayed repeatedly, however and Vagina became severely depressed and really annoying and whiny and nobody liked her.

This resulted in the extremely nihilistic and angry EP's EP Where I Kill Myself and ████ Productions™, as well as the albums lol and https:/internet dot meme released under the alias ffffff. Vortex Of Crap founder Holly HOLLY became increasingly frustrated with Vagina and began threatening Vagina with poop on a stick until she agreed to finish the next Chevy's Chase album. Chevy's Chase 2: Extra Low Pain-Tolerance Edition was released to critical aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Vagina immediately began to hype up her next project, Talent: The Album 

as Brian Vagina

 * Chevy's Chase, part 1
 * Untitled EP
 * Gators On My Feet
 * Meme Spagetu (collab w/ Chrissy The Pope)
 * Killing 60 Minutes (collab w/ Maximum Overdrive)
 * Whup Out My Dick n Killa Bitch ( collab w/ $cr00bl0rd)
 * Untitled EP (Vortex Of Crap re-release)
 * EP Where I Kill Myself
 * ████ Productions™
 * A Lowercase Album Made Out of The Sounds Of Me Jacking Off
 * Chevy's Chase 2: Special Low Pain-Tolerance Version
 * Live on KEXP
 * Chevy's Chase [REDACTED]
 * BUN more like BUM!!!!!!! (w/ BUN)*
 * Talent: The Album*
 * Bottom(less)text*
 * fffff is Dead*
 * The Next President Of The United States Will Be Assassinated
 * ████ Productions II™
 * Brian Vagina Goes To The DMV
 * The Brian Vagina Show
 * The Brian Vagina Show 2
 * I Was Contractually Obligated To Make This
 * Take Your Dick Out And Slap It Against Your Forehead (collab w/ Chrissy The Pope)

as Whopper Millionaire

 * The Brian Vagina Show 3
 * Enema Of Mistake
 * Cum
 * Waves Of Pain Lap At The Shores Of My Mind... And I Cry, And I Cry
 * Illegal Sonic Fangame
 * Alcohol Can Really Help You Achieve Annihilation
 * Freddy Fucks Up
 * How To Make Shitcore
 * DE PR ES SI ON
 * Leonard Nimoy EP
 * Acousticism
 * враг америкикурю травку каждый день RUSSIANS HACKED THIS ALBUM​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!
 * AN XI ET Y
 * Phone Garbage
 * Whopper Millionaire Presents: Whopper Millionaire’s “The Whopper Millionaire EP” By Whopper Millionaire
 * CAPITALISM IS BULLSHIT RELIGION IS A LIE FUCK ART
 * Cum 2
 * Dick Is Enemy
 * it's all a fucking joke
 * Cum 3
 * Cum 4
 * Cum 5
 * Cum 7
 * Cum 8
 * Cum 9
 * Dick Is Enemy (Deluxe Edition)

as Justin Bieber Nickelback

 * Selena Gomez
 * Look At This Stupid Fucking Car
 * Nustin Jieber Bickelback
 * Death To Humanity
 * Death To God

as ffffff

 * lol*
 * https:/internet dot meme*
 * *
 * The  ̸̹̠̱͕͆͝ ̴̗̣̦̱̔̊̈́ ̴̡̟̭̱͒̓ ̵̲̄͐͘ ̶͓͚͖͗̍̅ ̶̙͒̌̋͝ ̵̳̗͎̯̃̎ ̷̣̥̤̓ ̸̙̤͇̺̅̓̑̑ ̸̺̣̋̀ ̶̦̍̿̋ ̴̲̤͙̉ ̸̪̤̟̒ ̴̨͓̭͎͐ ̵̦̮̈͒̐͠ ̸̥͍̳̀̍͌ ̸̡̹̤̊͗̕͠ ̷͚͒́̒ ̸̛͇̉̽͝ ̶̙̰̦̝͐͗̀͝ ̵̘̈́̇͠͝ ̶͈͇͔̟͆̽̃͝ ̴̬̪͙͆̾ ̵̼̩̾̎͋ ̶̲̲̲̊̊ ̷̹̚͜ ̷̱͔̞̾̀͊̈́ Album*

as Jefferson Boatship

 * Jefferson Boatship

as Brian Vagina & The Autistics

 * Stop Speaking Internet Chinese!
 * Violently Euphoric (unfinished)

w/ Uncle Jesse & The Rippers

 * Oedipussy Galore
 * Songs in Every Key Except A Minor
 * Triforcing My Dick in Your Mouth
 * DOUGZILLA! Uncle Jesse & The Rippers LIVE
 * Fullest Houses
 * Fartknocker Anthems Mixtape (w/ Trial of The Golden Witch)
 * Uncle Jesse V
 * 4 Songs to Lose Yourself at The Bottom of a Self-Made Existential Sinkhole To

w/ Preoccupations Furries

 * Zayn Rand
 * Preoccupations Furries 2

w/ The Clusterfuck Experience

 * Butt Envy (demo)
 * Freud Sings the Blues (single)
 * 2st & 1nd (unfinished)

* album is lost or unavailable