Triforcing My Dick in Your Mouth

Triforcing My Dick in Your Mouth is the third studio album by American noise rock group Uncle Jesse & The Rippers. It is by far their longest album and the first album on the master discography released in 2015, and Whopper Millionaire / Brian Vagina's sixth album in general. It is also her first album under the name Brian Vagina, her "birth-name".

Background
After releasing the smash-hit Songs in Every Key Except A Minor, later regarded as their greatest work ever made. This legendary double album, over 100 minutes long, was released after going on the Thinking About Laminating My Balls Tour, their first one in the history of their runtime. For that tour, they had to acquire a live band of two more members to help them with their complex compositions.

At this time, Chrissy "The Pope" Johnson received a visit from the Eldritch God of Flute Players saying that if he didn't return to the group until 2019, he would be brutally, publicly slaughtered for disobedience. He tried to re-enter the group then, but due to the members disliking him for abandoning them, they barred him from the groups.

Auditions began on September 7, 2014, and with the new wave of fans, talented and un-talented musicians flocking to the band's shitty basement to perform for the now-famous band. They chose 2 members for the band, an 87-year-old blind, deaf, and mute woman (but not on Sundays) named Aunt Becky and an electronic producer for sequencing and beats named C@Rl_T. They were praised for bringing together an old racist blues musician and a black techno producer for the same tour and album. Ironically, this would start a lot of turmoil within the group.

Their first show together was at the Hollywood Bowl, where the cheering fans were heard during the filming of the news, a mile away. They performed all of their songs in chronological order. The tour wrapped up in late-November, and the group began recording with their live band and finished on January 5, 2015.

Track listing
Disc One Disc Two
 * 1) "Triforcing My Dick in Your Mouth (Zelda Theme)" (5:03)
 * 2) "The White Stripes Have Become Cumbersome" (7:29)
 * 3) "The Devil Went Down on Georgia" (3:57)
 * 4) "Alfred Hitchcock's Midnight Extravaganza" (2:44)
 * 5) "Super Mario Sixty-WHORE!" (5:53)
 * 6) "Nicklecracker (No Back Please)" (4:11)
 * 7) "Interlude 8" (0:47)
 * 8) "American Woman" (4:03)
 * 9) "Why Are There Stewed Brains in My Stew?" (3:51)
 * 10) "Wanted Dead or Dead (No Choice in the Matter)" (4:40)
 * 11) "Yoda Say 'She Hate Me, She Does'" (5:08)
 * 12) "Cuz I Gotta Play Faith" (3:57)
 * 1) "Unsweater (The Done Song)" (5:47)
 * 2) "Elementary School PSA" (0:42)
 * 3) "Doneyon Rings" (4:26)
 * 4) "Objective Truths (Part 2)" (1:41)
 * 5) "Uncle Jesse's Nirvana" (7:24)
 * 6) "High School Nerd Kid Blues" (3:01)
 * 7) "Safety Dancing in Funkytown" (1:20)
 * 8) "The Entire Decade of the 1960s (and Gogol Bordello)" (5:07)
 * 9) "False Ending (Because Like, Songs Have False Endings, and Freebort Comes After This Track. So Yeah, It's a Fucking Joke)" (2:21)
 * 10) "Freebort (We Ran Out of Novelty License Plates)" (18:08)

Personnel

 * Jesse Lee Spooner – lead vocals, keyboards, harpsichord
 * Brian Vagina – drums, percussion, electric guitar, vocals, organ, synth, harmonica
 * Maxwell Overdrive – bass, keyboard, accordion, vocals, ukulele, keytar, synths
 * C@Rl_T – organ bass, keytar, synths, sequencing, percussion, harpsichord