Jackie Choodles

The Spiritual Manifestation of the Concept of Loneliness, better known as Jackie Choodles or Jackie the Choodler, was a pioneering shitcore artist and ex-member of of disgraced proto-shit outfit Clewed. They are best known for their groundbreaking early work, their mysterious, elusive YouTube short films, and their posthumously-released autobiographical final album Big Cheese Dong (2017).

Early life and time as an interstellar warlord
Jackie Choodles blinked into existence when the first sapient lifeform in our universe began to feel lonely. After studying the behavior of every organism on their home planet, Choodles set out to learn as much as they could about the universe with the sole mission of assuming a corporeal form and integrating into a society.

When they finally gained this ability, they used their deep knowledge of how societies are shaped and how living beings behaved to run large-scale social experiments and shape entire civilizations to their will. After coming face-to-face with an example of the boundless suffering they've caused, they vowed to use their power to serve others, especially the vulnerable, instead of theirself. They then laid low on Earth for centuries, during which time they assassinated multiple major world leaders, including Andrew Jackson, Adolf Hitler, and Ronald Reagan.

Career
While doing field research to determine whether late President-elect Donald Trump was a major threat, Choodles embedded theirself in a Neo-Nazi insurgency group working to get him elected named Clewed. Faced with the revelation that a fourth-wave fascist movement was on the rise in America, Jackie repurposed an anomalous radio signal used by a close colleague from one of their previous conquests, embedded it into a series of ambient shitcore pieces, and submitted them to Clewed's shitcore side project, also named Clewed, gaining entry to the group immediately. Choodles then used the signal in subsequent releases, altering its mind control capabilities to use Clewed to carry out a series of assassinations in early 2017. Choodles left the group after the release of their final album in 2016 to avoid suspicion, but was still able to program the instructions for the killings into their former bandmates through thousands of microscopic speakers hidden throughout Clewed’s secret treehouse base.