テレビヘッド

テレビヘッド (born 15 September 1997) is an American shitcore "artist" and part-time e-boy. He is best known not for his funny haha meme albums, but for his vaporwave albums, put out under an alias that I forgot the name of. He's released 10 shitcore albums, of which only 6 are good.

Early life
テレビヘッド was made in a lab in the southwestern United States in 2009. The scientists who made him didn't bother to protect him from the dangers of rage comics and the other shit that was on the internet in 2010, so he was absolutely fucked. テレビヘッド ended up escaping from the lab by walking out of the building during the middle of the day. This lab was right next to a public library. テレビヘッド logged onto the library computers and started doing some shit that was described by onlookers as "obscene and horrible, in every sense of the words." He ended up getting arrested for having sex with a computer in public, but this was the spark for his career as a musical artist.

First albums and death
テレビヘッド's first album, "PISS CHANNEL", released in November of 2018, was an absolute failure in every way. It was so terrible, he was burned at the stake in front of the Tucson town hall. Unfortunately, he was rebuilt in February 2019, and immediately proceeded to make an album in just 2 days. It was called "Pokémon Pénis" and it was actually much better than PISS CHANNEL. It was still shit though.

Later albums
Over the course of about 8 months, テレビヘッド honed his craft and became Really Good at Music. In November of 2019, he published his 3rd album, "bisexual", and he got all the record deals. All of them. Then he released "tv guide" which was pretty good. After that came "facebook zambia part 2" and "стать смешным или умереть пытаясь". go listen to that last one

Discography

 * PISS CHANNEL (November 2018)
 * Pokémon Pénis (Februrary 2019)
 * whopper millionaire remix (​(​single) (May 2019)
 * bisexual (November 2019)
 * tv guide (November 2019)
 * facebook zambia part 2 (March 2020)
 * стать смешным или умереть пытаясь (April 2020)
 * funniest my name jeff vines rip vine compilation (April 2020)
 * fuck (April 2020)
 * テレビヘッド (May 2020)