The Odysseus of Shitcore

''This article is about the producer. For other people named Odysseus, consult the Daily Mail''

Omulon Odysseus, better known by her pseudonym "The Odysseus of Shitcore", is a 19 year old girl from the Moon who accidentally beamed down to earth on top of the Greek Hero Odysseus, promptly killing him. She is known for three releases on Absolute Trash Media currently, and has been lauded as even worse than the likes of Trollface Teh Rapper or Llewd Llewyn.

The pissing of the shit
Omulon Odysseus was born in an unknown crater of the moon to two unknown people. Critics and scientists alike have argued as to the reasons why this unfortunate event happened, only that it did, and we should feel shame for residing in a universe that is so chaotic that something this horrible had come about.

After proving that there is no god (other than Yvonne Quality, who is right here inside this text and in both your eyes in the light and dark) through the sheer nature of her tragic existence, Omulon beamed down to earth in the mid fuck offth century when she tried to make toast, and killed the real, greek Odysseus by landing on top of him. This is why the greeks died out.

The Sadly Continued Existence
Omulon Odysseus was, much to the dismay of everyone, continuing to live, growing to the age of 19 and being so terrible at cooking breakfast she transported herself, by accident, into the 21st century.

For some god forsaken reason she was allowed within 10 meters of a computer running a copy of Audacity and produced her first album.

Adult (20 Years or More)
Omulon's first release was initially under the name "20 Years Or More" and was made by recording the sounds of babies crying after hearing that Omulon Odysseus was alive. The artist name was later changed to The Odysseus of Shitcore to be more in line with her next two releases which, and i shit you not, were somehow worse than this in every possible way.

A rivalry Brewed
TrollFace Teh Rapper, a new and upcoming hip hop artist with aspirations of making the worst music possible, released their first album to much anti-praise. Omulon, realising her clam to fame was being challenged, decided to release the worst album physically possible.

"Adios, Ross: Songs About Ross & Him Leaving Ross Left Ross Leaving Songs About That. Songs About Ross Going and No Longer Being Here." released, instantly killing 78 buddhist monks and causing over a thousand puppies to be vaporised within seconds. The album was so unbelievably fucking bad that the president of the united states was nominated for the nobel peace prize, because;

                    "Well the bar was set so fucking low after that piece of shit that even Donald J Trump looked like a hero"

2020 was already the worst year of the 21st century but this shit made it go down as the literal worst year of all time. There was absolutely no way this would be topped. Or should I say bottomed because holy shit it was bad. Like, this album was even worse than "F" by Chicago House Classics. This thing made satan cringe. The album was the musical equivalent of Lyme disease under your foreskin. Each track was a new level of shattered glass up your rectum. It somehow managed to be worse than ITSELF, and entered a fractal, infinite loop of shit.

This thing was the first cardinal number of garbage.

The End of Life as we Know it
dude i don't fucking know. NONE of us are happy anymore. we can';t get happy. not since "Music Best Music. This Is It: Music (Best) That's Right THIS Is Best Music. The Best Simply" by the odysseus of shitcore released.

i just can't do it anymore. i'm gonna kill myself. this is the only album to literally make a wikia page commit suicide.

i'm done. bye.