Queen Piss

Queen Piss (Born Crushin Vuvuzela (Real Name Cassandra Something)) is a remix/cover/Audacity artist. After pissing herself multiple times daily, her chemical make up slowly increased to 70% piss. This allows for her to create music without any sense of taste. She is currently BFFs with Sydnie. She is Lupe's mommy. Not like sexually. We do not support bestiality.

Musical Career
Cass started her interest in music in like middle school or high school or some shit after signing a temporary contract with the devil, in which they get to seal her virginity for like 5 years and she got The Essential Weird Al Yankovic and the main Gorillaz discography on CD. After acquiring a taste for eclectic music, she branched out her interest into many genres. This caused her delve into, like, Fantano shit and stuff. This doesn't matter right now, this is like foreshadowing I guess. Anyway, after discovering stuff about herself in the correct order which is now legally required (sexuality, politics, gender is the required order, if you did this out of order, please turn yourself into your local bastard station), she got into gay music because of Donkey Kong. This lead her to finding the song Revolution Lover, and she was like "I can do this", after not being able to make unironically good music, she returned to keeping her interest in the passive category. Then, she heard about 100 gecs (as was foreshadowed) and said "I can make that", so she made something or whatever. You probably listened to this stuff. You're not just gonna read this before listening to at least some tracks. If you are, that's, like, weird. But, like, whatever.

Controversies
Queen Piss was legally arrested for peeing in a bush at 11:54 PM at some point in 2019. She was able to get out after the now infamous Piss Defense, in which if it is shown that urine does not fit into someone's urethra, then the piss wasn't produced by the miss. This defense has now been used in over 17 public indecency cases since this time.

Many people have also gotten bothered by Cass' lack of care for the safety of the space-time continuum after she traveled back to 2013 to break her middle schooler's self legs for their constant use of slurs and thinking that the amazing atheist was a decent human being.